6 ways this pope is unpretentious

Heyo Cherry Pickers!

After much debate I've decided this week to cover a religious story! *GASP!*
Now no need to worry I'm not looking to convert any of you to the church of the flying spaghetti monster. No I'm just gonna name off a few ways the new....(if you can even call a guy his age new) pope the quaint Francis is bridging to the people instead of raising the bridge.

Gays are ok's

To begin let's tackle the flaming topic of the gay community. The big P said recently he won't go judge judy on people that prefer the company of the same sex in their bed, on the washing machine, airport bathroom....you get the idea. Which is awesome! Here is someone who thinks that instead of damming these people that they should be integrated to society. I can only presume he means as wedding planners and the best wing men on the planet. While he remains that it is still a sin, not damming someone instantly for who they  are is a step in the right direction. I for one am tickled pink about it!

It's a papal kind of life

Jesus' right hand man could live in opulence inside the papal apartments that put many a MTV cribs place to shame. And certainly Francis's predecessors made those over the top quarters their crib while hanging out inside the Vatican walls likely updating their twitter status.
It's  size apparently made Frankies jaw drop. After seeing them for the first time, he said "You could fit 300 people in here," He went on to say or 19 Americans. *BAZING!* With that he decided to take a smaller living quarter that allows him enough space to live as I suppose popes do and have a kick ass surround sound system for watching Avatar in 3D. The point is that when given the opportunity to live big, he chose to live with what he needs. He's like a guy whose gone camping for weeks and just uses what he needs.

He's auditing!

This is something we all fear in the corporate world. Audit is coming and you gotta cross your T's and dot your I's cause they are searching for the blood money! After the fiasco that was the arrest by Italian authorities of former Vatican employee, Monsignor Nunzio Scarano the church by association looked as though they had their hand in the cookie jar.  But instead of white washing it all away or just blazing past it like that yellow light you blew past today. The big honcho calls a committee to figure it all out and pull the corruption out by the roots. A man who can admit mistakes be it his or by association and attempt to reconcile shows that he doesn't see himself as the law but a part of it. To which they are accountable as well.

No summer camp at Fort Bible

One other perk to being god's shoe shine boy is the beautiful villa  in Castel Gandolfo. Take the time and google that shit right now. Then when you're done go to a travel website and weep at the cost of travelling to this beautiful gem in Italy. You may as well start planning that awesome trip to the wax museum instead. But here's the kicker neither is Ball Frank at least not for any extended period of time! He's staying in the city for the summer to work. (My guess is Harry Potter fan-fiction) Seriously though, he's working through the summer and trying to spit shine his faith. So kudos to him not taking time off when his people need him.  *COUGH George Bush *COUGH

The pope mobile!

Nananananananananananna popeman nanananannananananana popeman! Popeman! Popeman!!!!!!
The pope's wheels have at least in recent years been very sick rides that Im sure many car fanatics would get a hard on for. But alas not this dude. Not only did he not go for a car that screams *bitchin* he went for one that you likely debated about buying as your first car. The ford focus! Now focus guys *smirks*  he says that a car is a necessity but there is no need to be flashy. He even told his cardinals to think about trading down to a more modest car. When was the last time your boss came up to you and said that? Then in a suprise move he laid down some good ol fashion Jewish guilt by saying: '' If you like the fancy one, just think about how many children are dying of hunger in the world".  Wouldnt you hate to be the guy who just bought the new sports car and drove it into the work the next day after that? Akkkkwwaaaaarrddddd

FINALLY THE POPE HAS COME BACK TO THE PEOPLE!

There really is no joke here. For anyone who doesn't know I'm not a Catholic or a Christian despite my name (Christian Joey). I feel that as long as you live your life in a positive manner and put more good into the world then bad well you did good with your time on earth. For people like the Pope that has so much influence and power to do things like; rub the feet of the weary, welcome the desperate, be seen by the people and live a live of modesty it encourages those around him to do the same. How many superstars like Beiber (who allegedly spits on his devote followers) shun them and live a life of luxury? While you have another living a life of modesty and preaching acceptance and love. I think its clear who people should look to as heroes of our time.

Now I know guys that last point was pretty sappy so you'll have to forgive me.  This is something I felt strongly about where someone that can legitatemly change the life of millions does and acts in accordance to his faith/beliefs/ect well shucks he gets a cherry brofist from me! But I'm sorry I will not be attending church on Sunday, there are never enough chips and I've heard the wine comes from a suspicious location.

Cherry Rammer out!

PEEEEEEEACCEEEEEE.....be with you ;)